Meant to be a Unity Coffee Afternoon, but I felt like Where's Wally?

I feel, I have possessed the abilities of an alter ego. I have blended well into the background or corner of the Blue Sky Cafe. If you want to disappeared make sure you have two unique styles. This is to do with me hair. One were your hair is spiked up and the other were you have just washed your hair and cannot be arsed to do anything with it; so you pretty much look like a poet. I think it's amazing when you stare at your friends for a good few minutes and they never look in your direction; and even they do, they still DO NOT recognise you. Some people are clearly blind to everything around them or ignorant to the conception of what they see most of the time. I could have been waving at them and all they would see is the black smudge on the wall. Still waiting till he pays attention, "WAKE UP & PAY ATTENTION"; ooo makes me want to break out in song! I feel like throwing the table number at him. Oh and the table number is a small painted rock with a number on it! Some people are so friggin blind. But I disappear into the background, just by changing my hair style. I'd defo make a good report, with so many disguises.

Okay, I've had enough, I'm going over to say hi!